Why We’re Moving Out Of This Place, Part II
I call this series “Crap I Found in the Stairwell (while walking down eighteen flights of stairs because the elevator is broken)”
Please note, this isn’t even the entire series, as I accidentally deleted half of them in a computer disaster.
You could furnish an entire apartment with the garbage people are too lazy to carry down to the dumpsters. There are…
Televisions!
Computers!
Bookcases!
Clothing!
Hunky male prostitutes!
Umm… portions of Ikea furniture and/or postmodern orange stairs to match the gray concrete ones:
Cigarettes and beer!
And lovely wall illustrations criticizing said cigarettes and beer (the conversational tone of these messages really creates a feeling of community, I think)
BONUS! From the garbage chute: Lovely art work!
4 comments
the orange things actually work.
..and i LOVE that photo of miss kitten. so sexy.
Yes, but what are those orange things? Shelves?
The OM says you should collect all of this shit and furnish an apartment for an art piece! Of course, that would involve touching the stuff and spending more time in the hallway and all of the things you don’t want to do. But art piece! yay? I’m in favor of photos. Photos are clean and don’t weigh anything.
Also, I’m pretty sure those are my orange mini-steps that I use to climb into my very tiny yet very tall bed at night. Shrink ray experiment gone awry!!!
Lol I love the art pices – you should totally do a collage of the pics and make a home out of them. Perhaps make the photos 3D and place them on a floorplan – *thinks*
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