Why We Moved Out Of This Place, Part III

This will hopefully be the final installment of the Hellhole Apartment Series. We have officially moved into our new apartment and tonight will be our Farewell to the Crack Den Party. Then I hope to never see that building again. So, in the spirit of Official Farewells, some more things I will not miss about our old apartment:

The management’s habit of stating the obvious:

And all the really positive language (and by “positive,” I mean “obscene”)

The neighbors were always ready with a smiley face:

And a blessing:

And friendly advice:

The stairwells were clearly a friendly hangout for all:

Filled with philosophical statements on the effects of economic oppression:

Nope, I will not be sad to never see that building ever again.